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Transforms: War For Cybertron

Earthrise: Ep. 2

(recorded my reaction yesterday and transcribed it here because it's hard to multitask with how much happens in a single episode)

I love the coneheads, that's a thing.

I love how we see the diff models/frame types. Prime and Animated really didn't have this (Prime I can kind of understand, and Animated did give it a nod with Wasp and Bee having the same protoform mold(I think))

Baby no, baby no holy shit

Who the f- are... Are those Quints?

"There are no heroes on this ship" I love it

They will get every what

Intro could you please work like you should I want to see the pretty animation pls

Megsie! Husband!

Whoops indeed

Fuck you're mad.

Megsie... *hissing through teeth*

MY DUDE WHAT DID YOU-

Oh my goth

"Ideals with ideology"

WIFE! YES!

Welp, you tried, what can I say?

Megsie you really are loosing it. You really are loosing it and I don't even fucking blame ya. I don't even fucking blame ya.

Ouch, Bee did you HAVE to wake up just now?

"The ugly one," *snort* the one that looks like you?

Prime, you are such- Prime you are such a big idiot.

You are ssssoooo-

Wife, Jetfire.

Jetfire?!

Jetfire is a very big asshole.

Oooo I adore the design... I think this is from Quints. Lot's of pipes...

Yea, yea their name is Quintessons, that's it.

Oh? Oh.

Gee, thanks!

Abject? [smth]

Oh? Yeah but they are back in shackles.

You're gonna say that's how they got the T-Cog?

Allspark, Allspark...

"The breaker of shackles" Mhm.

Good question~

What do you need from them, come on.

Baby...

Consensus?

OHhhh

OH.

Well, who took over the control? Oh I adore you lady! I adore you lady. Took things into your own hands, and that's that.

*Hisssss* Oiiiii

ELITA-1 name is ARIEL? (flashback to the little G1 info I know. Oh the angst...)

OOF

What way, come on baby, tell him.

*Hiss* I mean!

Bravo wife, I respect you so much, I respect you so fucking much you don't even know.

"I would rather die believing that they do."

*my love for Elita-1 continues to burn like the sun*

NOW, who could that be?

Bmcbcd okay so they are gonna be saved?

Ehhhh dude.

YEAH.

Ha. Ha. Hmmm.

He is too big to sneak around like this

[had to pause at this point and resume after a while]

Unlikely allies, no not unlikely, just not expected.

HAH! Chromia I love you.

Oh my goth.

"It's from the Ark"

Oh my fucking goth, what the hell is this?

"That's how we deal with the Innocents" well, let me see.

"The ugly one" (is this going to be a running joke? What is it with aliens and yellow paint?)

Deesius you are very dumb do you know that?

Thanks, can we pls see you now, episode stop glitching.

No, you won't meet again, you're dying on the spot.

I very much like Deesius

*frustrated groan*

AND YOU ARE VERY STUPID. You truly are so stupid. You are so stupid Prime.

Well, where are you darling?

1.Who are you, 2.What are you?, 3.What the fuck is this?

WELP! It really is the ship.

What is your mission?

Yeeea, joj- come on... Yeaaaaaa well, hmm, hmmm, oh. OH.

You are so stupid, but I still respect you and I still love you.

___

This whole episode, and probably the whole Earthrise summed up with how Optimus is AND with how Megatron is acting by EPISODE 2 DAMMIT:

Idiots! A bunch of giant metal morons!

[ID: gif reading 'but mama, i'm in love with a clown /EndID] (I think the credit goes to animatedtext, but I can't find the post on their blog, if anyone has the link to og gif please reply in the post)

*honk honk*

MEGSIE I DID EXPECT YOU TO CRACK, BUT I THOUGHT IT'S GONNA TAKE MUCH LONGER TO BECOME THIS BLINDED!